These are my confessions...

 Sorry I havent posted in FOR-EV-ER.  Its just, finals are coming up, and I didn't feel that great last week, I sprained my ankle this weekend while walking, and we went to Utah and came back to Utah in one day.  Its just been hectic.  But here are some thoughts I would like to post about...Confessions and Awkwardness, or maybe just AWKWARD CONFESSIONS. Either way, pretty entertaining.

I read all of the spoilers to GLEE, I just can’t help myself OK?

(Like did you know that Kurt and Blaine are supposed to be going to prom together pretty soon? Oh and I read that the season is going to continue like the first or second week of April.  Im crossing my fingers!)

This isn't a real video, don't try to click on it,
otherwise, you might feel stupid.

I recently used a paper I wrote in high school for a paper in college…I mean I did tweak it, and it is my paper, so what’s the harm in that? Right?

I may or may not have SIX glasses of water in my room right now…none of which are empty

I refuse to eat desserts from a box…unless its gluten free, and I only eat that disgusting crap deliciousness, when I am with my friends, Cailey or Olivia, and that is only sometimes…

I watched the first four seasons of psych in the space of one month…it is that good.

(Its basically my new favorite show, next to GLEE)

Um, can someone please buy
these for me? Thanks.

When watching movies, I cry at the smallest things. It’s pathetic.

Some people like to hug their friends every time they see them and tell them they love them, I’m not one of those people, that’s awkward man.  And if you try to make me hug you and say I love you, I will make it as awkward as possible.

Im basically a man when it comes to
hugs.

I sometimes miss the drama of high school, it was so stupid, but so much fun, haha.

Every morning when I walk outside my door, I smell the freshly baked doughnuts wafting through the air and I think about doughnuts all the way to class…is that bad? I only think about them, and only sometimes do I actually act on those thoughts.

I particularly enjoy sprinkled doughnuts...

I am one of those people that likes to know what’s going on with the stars, I just like to read about their personal lives and sometimes wish I had it that easy…although some of their lives are totally jacked up. Its just curiosity, I swear.

I may or may not have tripped off a curb and sprained my ankle this weekend. And yes, all the ice has melted.  I just suck at walking. And now I get to wear something that looks like this...

Awkward Occurrences

When the girl next to you in class says that when she went to bed last night she was dressed in one thing and when she woke up she was dressed in something else.  Me: "Um, do you sleep walk?"

Girl: "I don’t think so, I think my roommate changed my clothes."

Me (in my head): Either way, you are a freak.  Don’t tell people stuff like that, it creeps them out.

 Sidenote: Why do we think that people put their hands in front of them when they sleepwalk? Where did that even come from?  Just because you're sleepwalking doesn't mean you're a freaking ZOMBIE.

Seeing someone with toilet paper hanging out of their pants, and trying to tell them without laughing in their face.

When someone actually BREAKS their face…yes that is possible.  Ok, that’s not awkward, that’s just ha-larious…bahaha

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

Oh, just a clip from "Just Friends"  I think you might enjoy.

Skip to 1:55.

Well, thats all I have to say.  Have a wonderful week!

They never said it would be easy..

They only said it would be worth it.  Whoever came up with this phrase/saying, has never tried to go without desserts for forty days.  Im really second guessing my decision.  Its only been three days and I. AM. DYING.  I. need. chocolate. That stuff runs through my veins and my body is going through a deficiency, this is not gonna be good.  Needless to say, were gonna see how long this will last, I know I said I can do it, but I don't know man, Im dying over here.  This is just painful.  How do people go without sweets?  They are insane.

Anyways...I got THREE books today from Amazon that I am way excited about.  The only reason I could afford three books is because the money fairy sprinkled some extra money into my account this week! (Thanks Dad!)  So I cant wait to read them, but I can't guarantee it will be anytime soon...ugh.

Last night we watched a movie that I get to put on my list!  

Morning Glory

Starring: 

Rachel McAdams

Harrison Ford

Diane Keaton

Jeff Goldblum

Patrick Wilson

Quite a good cast right?  So lets see, if I had to rate it I think I would give it a 6/10.  It had a great plot line and all of the characters were awesome, well I didn't really like Harrison Ford's role but I think it was supposed to be like that.  It was just kind of slow the whole time.  It didn't hold my attention very well.  So yeah, if you wanna see it, go ahead, I wouldn't tell you not to.

     This next part is for my friend Cailey, hopefully you will get a laugh out of this...

     

     I call this, "The-awkward-things-that-happened- to-me-this-week-that- need-to-be-told-because-they-are-just-too-funny-to-go-unsaid" section of my blog.

• When a guy in your class tells you that they had a dream about you last night...and its completely creepy, the way he says it
• When you're at the gym on the treadmill, and you're staring at the cycling class going on and then proceed to trip...on the treadmill...but luckily you catch yourself and look around to see if anyone saw, and of course your friend did... 
• When your roommate makes dinner for only the roommates she likes and even labels it for all to see (ok thats just plain rude)
• When you catch a GIRL staring at you and she doesn't stop...
• When you trip UP the stairs in the SNOW building
• When someone you know and her fiance talk baby talk...in Spanish... and you can understand everything, ugh
• Even worse when the fiance of the person you know sounds like Pee-Wee Herman.  Seriously?  You find that attractive?
• When you're too tired to notice that you forgot to wash your hair as you're getting OUT of the shower...

And on a more serious note,

We need to keep Japan in our prayers, there was some severe devastation that I cant even imagine.  It is so terrible what has happened and so many people lost their lives and there are so many people who have no idea where their loved ones are.  Keep them in your prayers.  They need it.

See ya soon!

Monday, Monday...

Many things have happened in these past few days that I have yet to write about that need to be told.  So this weekend I had the privilege of going to...wait for it, wait for it....BODY WORLD.

What is that you might ask?  Its an exhibition of REAL human bodies. (I think the real name is just "Bodies" but I am gonna call it Body World because that sounds so much cooler.)  I mean they are dead, but they are real.  It was awesome because you get to see real body parts without the smell.  It wasn't even that gross!  I would put pictures up, but I don't want anyone to get grossed out...But if you get a chance to go, you definitely should, it is very informative and so very interesting.  

A couple of quotes that made me crack up this weekend...

"Wanna know whats awkward?  When you walk into the living room and your roommate (girl) and her fiance are spooning on the couch, but SHE is the BIG spoon..." Talk about awkward.

and...

"If they aren't gonna have meat in heaven, then they better have bacon flavored plants!"

Meanwhile, in my apartment, we are currently having a feud.  I. HATE. DRAMA. Seriously.  This is ridiculous.  

This post is all over the place sorry guys...

Something I learned/realized in church yesterday... Sorry if this is a bit cliche...

"Be not rash with thy mouth, and let not thine heart be hasty to utter any thing before God: for God is in heaven, and thou upon earth: therefore let thy words be few." Ecclesiastes 5:2

I just think is a great scripture that everyone should know basically about being quick to judge and not saying rude things to people because whether you think it or not, their feelings do get hurt.

WHEN I build my own house, this will definitely be built inside of it.

How cool is this?!?

One more thing...

My mentor in my music class showed me this song and it is WAY cool...

Anyways, sorry this was sooo completely random... but hopefully soon, I can write something better that y'all will enjoy.  I hope you're week is awesome!

P.S. My friend Katie is going to Germany this week!  Just wanted to give her a shout out!  Have an awesome time Katie!

Bailey (left), Katie (middle), and me...

Its March!

I cannot believe it is already March!  Did you guys watch the Academy Awards?  Awesome.  Although I wanted Inception to win best picture, because lets be honest, it was the best picture of the year.  There were  so many beautiful people there as well.  My favorite this year...? Halle Berry.  She looked stunning, and even though I would never wear this dress, she just looked absolutely beautiful.  

I also thoroughly enjoyed the "musical" section of the awards, didn't you?  If you didn't see it, don't worry I have got it right here for your enjoyment.  I especially enjoyed the beginning and the end.

There are so many things I want to post in this post I just don't even know how to tie them together. So, sorry is this is going to be all over the place.

Want to know two shows that I have recently become obsessed with?  

Pretty Little Liars is one of them.  Well ok, I have been obsessed with this one for awhile and I watch it every single week, I don't miss it.  Its almost as bad as GLEE, but not quite there.  What about it makes me keep watching it, even though it is so completely corny?  It keeps you hanging Every.Single.Week. It is so addictive!

Plus, the guys in it aren't that terrible either...

The other show, that I am VERY recently obsessed with... psych

What?  You don't know what show Im talking about? Thats terrible.  Its only one of the funniest shows I ever seen.  Im already finished with the first season and no, I am not going to say when I started watching them...my parents might kill me, but then I would tell them that I just got an A on a test, so then they would get over the fact that I have watched an entire season of a show in less than a week 

such a short amount of time...(and hopefully Kakamoe wont get on to me about that run-on sentence) Anyways, if you haven't seen it, I assure you, you will enjoy it. Yes mom, I am talking to you.

Only the two funniest guys...like,
EVER.

One thing that I tried this weekend for the first time (Mom and Dad, don't judge, I promise this wont be a weekly occurrence, just bi-weekly, ok kidding.)

DEEP.FRIED.OREOS

Yum. I have had many things fried in my life, but not these. They were absolutely delicious. Unbelievably delicious, actually.

Want to know what is so awkward?  

When the guy at the check out at Walmart asks you if you remember him, because he says he remembers you.  Excuse me? What? You REMEMBER me?

The last time I was here was...2.5 Weeks ago. Seriously dude, did you take a class on how to be a creeper? You aced that one didn't you? Needless to say me and Kim got out of there as fast as we could.

Something else Kim and I saw in Walmart that was blog worthy?

Only this...

Yes, that is a DUDE bunny.  Who gives that for easter? EASTER. Come on people. Really?

Did you notice his BLING? Oh right, how could you miss it?

What is this world coming to? I mean first of all, they associate Rabbits/Bunnies with Easter and then they make them GHETTO? Seriously?

I did a podcast this weekend. All by myself.  Cool huh? It was made all of GLEE songs and me talking.

Dont worry though, I probably wont make another one, because for 1) Im pretty terrible at it and 2), I only did it because I had to for my Music Tech class.  Nevertheless, its a good skill to know...I think.

And lastly these are for myself and everyone out there who need something to help them get through situations that they are dealing with that may not be so easy.

Have an awesome week and hopefully I will write tomorrow or the next day. I'll keep you posted!

Love ya!