Mondays are the worst.
Seriously.
I woke up today SO TIRED. I have no idea why…I got plenty of sleep this weekend,
I mean P-L-E-N-T-Y.
And yet, I wake up exhausted.
I really don’t want to go to my nine o’clock class, but I do, even though I’m running seriously late (because when I woke up exhausted to the sound of my alarm, I might have hit the snooze button 7 times twice) anyways...
I’m running out of the house and I realize once I get to class that I forgot to pack any food and my stomach makes it clear to myself and everyone around me that it has been forgotten and needs to be fed. Seriously stomach?
So since I’m on campus all day from 9-5, I realize that I am going to starve unless I get some nourishment into this unhappy stomach of mine. So after class I go get a smoothie…definitely not worth the $4.35 that I paid, but whatever.
On the way up to my next class, I see a very attractive man and keep staring, cause that’s what I do…I cant help it, I know it’s a terribly bad habit that makes me a creeper, but whatever.
Anyways, since I’m staring, I don’t notice where I’m walking and the moment I don’t notice where I’m walking, something bad ALWAYS happens. (I am the clumsiest person you will ever meet.) So…my heel gets stuck in a crack and my shoe comes completely OFF. Bahahaha! It was so funny, I couldn’t help but laugh at myself, I seriously looked like an idiot.
Well, I finally get to class and then I think about what a terrible day this has started off to be and then an attractive dude starts up a conversation with me about the Dobby decal I have on the front of my computer and then we just have delightful little conversation but then what do I see?
Something shiny on the attractive man's left hand ring finger.
Son of a...He's married? Are you kidding me?
This day sucks!
But then the attractive man asks me where Im from and I say Alabama and then I remembered…
TONIGHT IS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!!!! ROLL TIDE!
Tonight is gonna be Epic! Were having a game-watching party with lots of delicious food and it suddenly makes this terrible Monday worth it.
I just gotta make it to 5 o’clock.
Hopefully we will be having some other attractive men like the type I mentioned earlier at this party as well ;-)
Happy Monday!
ROLL TIDE ROLL!